Tampon Blowgun

The Menstrual Militia is now recruiting! Arm yourself with a Tampon Shooter and report for target practice and tactical tampon maneuvers. Safe for indoor or outdoor use, this air-powered gun fires tampons "bullets" up to 20 feet. Our Tampon Bandolier insures that you've always got a supply of ammo at the ready, plus you'll never have to hunt around for a spare tampon in case you really need one.

Tampon Crafts for Father's Day

You might associate tampons with all things feminine, but this Father's Day, we have a double dose of virility for Dad: First, a tampon toupee to restore his vigorous hairline. And he won't need any starch in his shirt with these handsome Viagra cufflinks, also made from tampons. Forget the neckties and frou-frou "men's fragrances" - real men wear tampons.

Valentine Bouquet

Heart Earrings



Silver Bells



Pan Flute


Viagra Cufflinks


Easter Bunny


New Year's Ball


Thanksgiving Turkey

iTampon | Heart Earrings | Valentine Bouquet
Angels | Snowflakes | Bells | Lights | Menorah
Thanksgiving Turkey | Pan Flute | Halloween
BlowgunToupee | Viagra Cufflinks | New Year's Ball