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Tampon Crafts for Christmas
Angels | Snowflakes |
Silver Bells | Lights
| Menorah
Your period comes every month, but Xmas comes only once a year. So bring
that menstrual joy to this holiday season with these tampon tree
decorations. From a string of tampon lights to a star at the top of the
tree, feminine hygiene has never been so festive!
Tampon Blowgun
The Menstrual Militia is now recruiting! Arm yourself with a
Tampon
Shooter and report for target practice and tactical tampon maneuvers. Safe
for indoor or outdoor use, this air-powered gun fires tampons "bullets" up
to 20 feet. Our Tampon Bandolier insures that you've always got a supply
of ammo at the ready, plus you'll never have to hunt around for a spare
tampon in case you really need one.
Tampon Crafts for Father's Day
You might associate tampons with all things feminine, but
this Father's
Day, we have a double dose of virility for Dad: First, a
tampon toupee
to
restore his vigorous hairline. And he won't need any starch in his shirt
with these handsome
Viagra cufflinks, also made from tampons. Forget the
neckties and frou-frou "men's fragrances" - real men wear tampons.
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